I Have Arrived
HELLO SMALL CREATURES, I AM THE KING OF MAUVE, AND I HAVE COME TO THIS PLACE CALLED ONTARIO TO RULE IT... so here I am... In ontario, and jeez, the weather is sort of cold and raining... its shocking in exchange to the Okanagans sun... But theres much coolness out here, old things, houses, my house, my siblings... speaking of which, its time for some... profiles... of my siblings
Class: Brother
Code Name: Grill Master
Speciality: Asian Foods and Guitar strings
Pysch Profile: Believes himself to be a super intelligent Beaver. Usually stable, unless brought into range of former canadian politicans
Class: Sister
Code Name: Sparky
Speciality: Horses and writing stuff thats stranger then the stuff I write
Pysch Profile: Highly unstable. Attempting to change channel, get on computer, or setting fire to dogs will result in pain while she is in room.
Those are my siblings, so yeap, I will need to find new serva... friends... in Ontario... worry not, I shall have control over this province soon enough... I will have the EAST AND WEST!!!!! THE SHRINERS CAN'T STOP ME NOW!!!!!!
Haloscan commenting and trackback have been added to this blog.
The Kings Final Words Before Leaving this Valley
To you, my friends I say fairwell; I shall go forth to conquor a land in the distant east, a land called by some, Ontario... Many of you are afraid, but fear not, for I still have eyes and ears in this valley... So I say onto you, Fairwell you Witches of the north, you Queens of Journalism, Fair well you Protestants and Persians, you Cowgirls and Catholics, Fair ye well Students and Workers of this valley... keep well my lake safe, if I come back and its gone, heads will roll... BEHOLD, I YOUR KING, BID YE TO DO WELL!
I HAVE CONQUERED ANOTHER SEMESTER
GREETINGS FRAIL BEINGS, I YOUR LORD AND KING, HAVE SUCCEDED IN VANQUISHING YET ANOTHER TEST!!!!
so ends school for four months and I will soon head off the Ottawa, to be with my family... and play in my swamp... and Halo, probably lots of Halo... but yeah, not many of you morons out there, so I might try and find different morons... I went out to eat ribs with the wicked witch of the north... mind you, some of those ribs are more charcoal then rib... sad, WWoN's stomach did not like it... Now mind you, Hockey girl is out right finished school, and I am not, but when she finished her last classes, she put song lyrics on her blog... so I will write a song, in order to express my feelings
Oh, Philosophy, history, astronomy, and the economy
all of these 'e's are greaty
But the best of all the 'e's
Is one you do not knowy
...
Mauvography, Mauvography
the greatest e there is
there is not greater study
then the study of what mauve is
Mauvography, Mauvography
can you feel it in your bones
its better then archelogy
But it doesn't have Indiana Jones
So remember young, student
if you like the colour mauve
to head down to the university of kent
and request a class in the cove
Mauvography, Mauvography
its what I teach to my kin
Some others might like Tealology
but their plauged vice and sin
Thank you, I'll be here all night, try the veal, its spiced with paprika
AND YE, THERE WAS A GREAT REJOICING AT THE PRESENCE OF THE KING, AND HE DID SAY "My brother hit a turkey today.... with his car.... not his hand... And it left a dent in his roof, some scratches, and wing impressions in dust... that seemed significant... I think I might write a poem about it... ahem...
An Odd to a TurkeyBehold, the wild Turkey!
Does not like Jerky!
It came across Shawns Car
And up it flew quick
leaving a great mar
and giving shawn a facial tick
Anyways, that is exciting... now we must discuss nationstates... because I have been recruiting... first Lil'Persia... and then, a man, who can only be refered to by one name... THE BLOW... now, THE BLOW greatly enjoys his politics, especially conservative politics... and THE BLOW will probably greatly enjoy his nationstate... so... in other nationstate news, my sister, who we can call Sparky, was recruited by my brother, who we shall refer to as the Grillmaster, and so soon we shall build in our little region a little Utopia for our family... It will be great
Theres a new pope, for those of you who didn't know. Oh, I'm Catholic, for those of you who didn't know. So I was pleased. Very pleased.
This One is for Lil'Persia
CITIZEN OF EARTH, PREPARE TO MEET THE CLOSEST THING YOU'LL COME TO A DEMI-GOD, I BRIAN.
So this is for Lil'Persia, cause she bitched at me to do it... so ummm, yeah some weird things happened yesterday... apparently, Lil'Persia's best friend, who we shall call... Girl-who-would-kill-you-before-looking-at-you (GWWKYBLAY... Blay for short) was the best friend of none other then the WWoN in sixth grad... so there you go, I managed to reunite two long lost friends, all in a days work... ummm, what else... Lil'Persia made me food yesterday... silly girl... if you feed me, I may never go away... ummm, need something more for this blog... oh, yeah
Ode To MarioMario, Oh Mario
The King cannot Play you, oh
And Neither can my Persian
Who rather then Preform Feats
Play the Illicit version
And Use the Rewind Cheat
I, Your King, in all my glory, doth declare that you shall visit and see all of my sites, OR SUFFER THE CONSQUENCES.
ahem, right, so I am happy, because I am researching De Chardin and I'm getting articles coming out the wazoo here. Yes! I Rule!
So some interesting things to occur.
A friend, who we shall refer to as Hockey Girl, got rather plastered last night... and she left a post on The Wicked Witch of the North's blog, that was rather ammusing. I enjoyed it. It made my day.
Also, Lil'Persia made the mistake of asking for my birthday, and then refusing to give me hers in return. YOU WILL RUE THE DAY LIL'PERSIA, I SHALL HAVE WHAT I SEEK. She has already lost though, silly persian.
Soon school will be over
and I will go back to ontario... I will miss my friends... but most of all... I will miss my libary... 10-4 little buddy, keep yourself safe till I get back... don't loose any of your books...
BEHOLD, I AM HERE
GREETINGS PATHETIC CREATURES, I AM THE KING O' MAUVE!!!
Okay, so there isn't much Mauve, and there isn't much to write about, so let me explain some things about me. I am a History major, somewheres in Canada... Kelowna actually... and I RULE THIS CITY WITH AN IRON FIST... or stuff... and occasionally go back to other places in Canada... like Ottawa... and while I do not rule Ottawa with an Iron Fist, I do rule the swamp lands outside of Ottawa... I have various friends, who I will refer to by nicknames for two reasons... One, to protect their secret identities... very few people wish to be associated with me... Two, to ammuse me... thats the more important reason... I will make spelling errors, and although there is probably a way to stop that... but I won't, because it annoys some of my friends... and because it lends its own particular charm to my blog... and for your further ammusement...
BEHOLD, A LIST OF THINGS THAT PLEASE ME
- Cats
- The colour Mauve
- Cheese
- Eggs
- Food which invovle cheese and/or eggs
- Annoying my friends
- Paprika (This is here primarily to annoy my friend (see above), whom I shall refer to as... lil'Persia)
- Golf Shirts
- History
- Philosophy
- Politics
- Joe Clark
- Being the worlds only Western French Canadian Nationalist
- XBox... mmmmm, Halo
- Things that begin with 'Bri'
- The word Socred and Wacky Bennet
- The company of good friends, love, tears, blah blah blah
- Did I mention Cheese?
- Costco Runs with my friend, whom I shall refer to as... The Wicked Witch of the North (WWoN)
hmmm, did that ammuse you? No! Well screw it, it ammused me... and thats all I care about
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
