My Biography
It has come to my attention that I do in fact now require a Biography. After all, how can I expect the world to learn of my great deeds if they are not some how recorded in writen/filmed medium. I have been in contact with several studios in order to sell the rights to my life story. Unfortunately, the only firm to return my call is a group of Japanese animators. They have agreed to tell the story of my life, but I've found that they require several... adaptations... in order to make the translation into Japanese.For example... instead of my original title "The King of Mauve: Paths of Glory" it will be called "Donkey History Fighter B: Lucky Man of Adventure" ... other changes include...
- grillguy goes from being my brother to being a yellow beaver called Grillchu whose mystical powers are contained within a small red ball
- Sparky my sister grows a tail and cat ears; increased giggling
- WWoN goes from my best friend into being a 7 story tall firebreathing monster called Wwonaru that destroys Vernon
- Lil'Persia will be able to unfold into a thirty foot robot that destroys Kelowna
- Cowgirl and Shron will beable to join their powers to fight evil
- Retro girl is obssessed with Japanese music instead of weastern music, and instead of hockey, sumo wrestling (Josh is a sumo wrestler)
- Instead of being an excetric guy who has delusions of grandure, I will be a young warrior who fights the forces of evil with my massive sword of justice, Acer..... and also, I will have blue hair.
Although the anime movie is not out yet, the company has already released the magna version... it is prooving to be very popular with girls under 13 and middle computer programers... And soon... Riches...
posted by King O' Mauve @ 10:51 PM
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