Various rantings about movies...
I saw the Dark Knight. I do not if I ever told you this, world, but my favorite Batman villian has been, and always will be, the Joker, followed in a tie for second by the Penguin and the Riddler. Now comes the obvious Question, which is better: crazy anarchist terrorist Heath Ledger Joker, or crazy murderous uncle Jack Nicolson Joker. And we all know what the answer is; don't lie, even if you actually thought Jack Nicolson was better, you would say Heath Ledger... YES YOU WOULD, SHUT UP... and if you would say otherwise, your a bastard... yes you are... yes... you are... I mean, he died so you could watch that movie... he died... for that movie... its a tragedy... which in some ways, I think, puts a whole damper on the film... I mean, through the entire film I was thinking "Wow.. he died"... and in the end, your thinking "THAT WAS AWESOME. I CANT WAIT FOR THE OTHER ONE." but then you realize, that the Joker, he's not going to be back.So the question is, Am I a heartless Jack-Loving bastard, or a compasionate Heath-loving... non... bastard... and like a true canadian, I refuse to take a stand... I enjoyed both equally. I mean, come on people, you cant just throw the Jack out with the bathwater. Jack did a good job, and so did Heath. And in saying that, I give a great boon to the internet, which is moderation. I am like Prometheus giving fire to man. Dont burn yourself internet batman fanatics...
I feel now, a sudden urge to speak about star trek. I am deeply worried about the future of star trek. It is now in the hands of the same man that brought us Lost (SERIOUSLY, POLAR BEARS!? TROPICAL ISLAND???) and a home movie about a giant alien frog... Yes the new star trek movie is coming up, about Kirk, but no William Shatner... which is just wrong... I am deeply concerned
Another area of concern to both me and the Queen of Shron... And it begins today, friday 25th of July 2008... The next dubious installment of the Xfiles. I approach this movie with both great hope, desiring the witty pseudo-sexual banter between Fox and Scully, and great fear, remembering the less then steller attempts by Chris Carter to translate his vision into the theaters... The truth, I think, is out there, I just hope this movie does well enough to warrent figuring out what the hell is going on in the xfiles universe. Which is foolish of me... the truth shall remain hidden within ...
Well Queen of Shron, I devote this blog to you. May you and your flithy fiance have many happy years.... stupid full colour fotos...
posted by King O' Mauve @ 7:47 PM
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