Snakes on Fire
First of all, sorry its been so long.Now on to important things; Snakes on a Plane.
This is a name of a movie. In this movie, Samuel Jackson does battle with Snakes on a Plane.
Snakes on a Plane...
Our civilization is falling into ruins. SNAKES! ON A PLANE!!! ... somebody was in Hollywood was sitting in his office and decided that THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA....
SNAKES!!! SNAKES!!! on a plane?
Why? Why are we doing this to ourselves, why are we letting people feed us this trash?
Lets talk about this movie.
1) The last person I want saving me from Snakes on a Plane is Samuel Jackson. He should stick to fighting criminals and ancient evil cults. Lets face it, the man you want on that plane is Steve Irwin. The man might not know how to act, but he knows how to handle snakes
2) Now, from what I can glean from research, the snakes are being used as a form of assisination. Who uses snakes to kill somebody on a plane? thats like the worst idea ever! I mean, of all the ways you could kill somebody, snakes is clearly the inferior version. There is no elegance, controll or grace. Why not a nice bomb on a plane, or nerve gas on a plane, or Trained Killer Baboons on a Plane? Trained Killer Baboons on a Plane! Now thats a Movie!
3) Whats with this name! I can tell the entire plot just from those four words. AND what really kills me, is that JACKSON PUSHED TO KEEP "SNAKES ON A PLANE" WHEN THE PRODUCERS WANTED TO CHANGE IT. What is going on? The only answer is that Jackson hates mankind; thats the only reasonable answer.
Thus, Snakes on a Plane = Bad Idea
SO I had an event of some sort, it was low key. I almost lite myself on fire. You know, the normal. And a few people even came, it was actually more then I expected. Did I mention I almost lite myself on fire.
SOme people couldn't make it, don't worry, MD has it all on tape. The people, the cooking, the fire, when the cops showed up (the funny thing is, Im not making this stuff up). And for the various people who couldn't attend because of reasons that range from Logistical to Hilarious; I guess we'll do something latter.
Any ways, thats all for now, peace out.
posted by King O' Mauve @ 11:23 AM
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