THE MAUVE KINGDOM

AND YE, THERE WAS A GREAT REJOICING AT THE PRESENCE OF THE KING, AND HE DID SAY "My brother hit a turkey today.... with his car.... not his hand... And it left a dent in his roof, some scratches, and wing impressions in dust... that seemed significant... I think I might write a poem about it... ahem...

An Odd to a Turkey

Behold, the wild Turkey!
Does not like Jerky!
It came across Shawns Car
And up it flew quick
leaving a great mar
and giving shawn a facial tick

Anyways, that is exciting... now we must discuss nationstates... because I have been recruiting... first Lil'Persia... and then, a man, who can only be refered to by one name... THE BLOW... now, THE BLOW greatly enjoys his politics, especially conservative politics... and THE BLOW will probably greatly enjoy his nationstate... so... in other nationstate news, my sister, who we can call Sparky, was recruited by my brother, who we shall refer to as the Grillmaster, and so soon we shall build in our little region a little Utopia for our family... It will be great

Theres a new pope, for those of you who didn't know. Oh, I'm Catholic, for those of you who didn't know. So I was pleased. Very pleased.

posted by King O' Mauve @ 4:20 PM