Blog Supremacy
I think we need to discuss two very important things.
One: KoM's Blog Supremacy
Know as you all know, I have long defeated the High Priestess of Puck in our battle of Blog Supremacy. But now after that long hard battle a Usurper arises to challenge my Throne. Yes the treacherous Queen of Shron is attempting to take my hard one place as... the person in my small circle of people I write about who writes in their blog the most. Now this means war. YOU MAY HAVE PICTURES, AND INTERNET RAD-DIO, AND CLASS, BUT YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME AND MY MAUVY GLORY. THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!
Two: In two days, is the anniversary of God's greatest gift to man, namely me.
Thats right its my birthday in two days... and I will destroy everyone who forgets... You've been warned...
Palin, Mortgage, and National Geographic
Sarah. Palin.
Like what the heck was John MaCain thinking?
How did he come to this decision?
What crazed Manchurian Candidatesque vietmanese brainwasher made this possible?
But I digress. Let me explain this to those of you who do not pay attention to US politics, WWoN, Sarah Palin is the Vice Presidential Running mate of John MaCain of the Republican party.
And she is a crazed Alaskan gun-toting housewife. No joke. I am pretty that she has used all of those words to describe her self. Maybe not in that order though.
What... I mean... WHAT?
Did MaCain wake up angry at America for disliking Dick Chenny, that he decided that he would choose a vice presidential candidate that would make the World look upon Chenny with nostalgia?
Was he worried John Stewart and Stephan Colbert weren't going to have any more work after the Bush administration?
Did he feel that since Obama was Black and he choose a boring white guy to be his Vice president, that it was now up to MaCain to bring balance to the force by choosing the most insane female he could find?
I mean, come on!
What did she do to deserve the VP? Defeat all the other contenders in a cage fight? Promise MaCain not to shoot the elderly in the face? Kill a moose for him.
I mean serious, MaCain is old, and he has a nearly 50-50 chance of being the next president. What if he dies? What if... I cant think about it. Nobody do anything to upset MaCain. If he becomes president, the rest of the world has to agree that for the next eight years, we just need to fly under the radar. We cant raise his stress levels at all. He's fragile. and if he dies... well... can you say 'occupied Canadian nuclear wasteland'?
And all together it makes me a whole lot less worried about our election. Which, by all accounts, is going to be some kind of Tory government. Sorry Mr. PARLIAMENT, Shron, and every other liberal and or strategic voter. Thats the way the cookie crumbles. Because lets face it, the Liberals havent got it all together yet. As soon as Harper started pushing the Liberals around in the beginning, Dion should have just thrown down. Its like a prison in Parliament, you go at the biggest guy you see with a knife. You might get thrown in solitary, but when your out, the other prisoners will respect you. And kudos to Jack Layton for running an election like he will form government; he wont, but its kinda discouraging when every sentence in your platform begins with "If elected, we will demand-ask-beg the government to..."
Sarah Palin doesnt believe in pollution. Just throwing that out there.
And heres another thought. We could have had Al Gore as a president.
Heres something NOT POLITICAL (WWoN, stop skimming)
Getting up early to go to work, sucks monkey butts. Ah what we do for the almighty dollar. I just hope when I wake up this morning, there will still be a dollar left, and that gas wont cost 9 a liter of them. What was once so might, is now rather, not... tis the nature of the world, childern. Money comes, money goes, and stupidly named companies need to be saved from oblivion. Economics is almost as boring as politics, you say?
Yes, but it makes you far angier then politics, especially when airlines are requiring you to morgage you house just to fly, and some of us, WWoN, will soon be world travelers... and some of us, WWoN, will not have a house to mortgage.
Truly this is the end of our civilization as we know it. Soon we will be living in a nightmarish existance where Sarah Palin is president, we are occupied by mutant American militia men, and gas costs more then its weight in gold. But fear not, because that is when I plan to spring my glorious revolution. AND BEHOLD YE SHALL ALL REST PEACEFULLY UNDER MY GENTLE WATCHFUL EYE, AS I, YOUR KING, RULE OVER YOU WITH KINDNESS AND NON-CRAZY-NESS.
PS: Shron, you cheapen the blog medium when you add pictures. What ever happened to the power of imagination? Darn National Geographic, ruined monkeys for me.........
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