THE MAUVE KINGDOM

BEHOLD, I AM HERE

GREETINGS PATHETIC CREATURES, I AM THE KING O' MAUVE!!!
Okay, so there isn't much Mauve, and there isn't much to write about, so let me explain some things about me. I am a History major, somewheres in Canada... Kelowna actually... and I RULE THIS CITY WITH AN IRON FIST... or stuff... and occasionally go back to other places in Canada... like Ottawa... and while I do not rule Ottawa with an Iron Fist, I do rule the swamp lands outside of Ottawa... I have various friends, who I will refer to by nicknames for two reasons... One, to protect their secret identities... very few people wish to be associated with me... Two, to ammuse me... thats the more important reason... I will make spelling errors, and although there is probably a way to stop that... but I won't, because it annoys some of my friends... and because it lends its own particular charm to my blog... and for your further ammusement...
BEHOLD, A LIST OF THINGS THAT PLEASE ME
- Cats
- The colour Mauve
- Cheese
- Eggs
- Food which invovle cheese and/or eggs
- Annoying my friends
- Paprika (This is here primarily to annoy my friend (see above), whom I shall refer to as... lil'Persia)
- Golf Shirts
- History
- Philosophy
- Politics
- Joe Clark
- Being the worlds only Western French Canadian Nationalist
- XBox... mmmmm, Halo
- Things that begin with 'Bri'
- The word Socred and Wacky Bennet
- The company of good friends, love, tears, blah blah blah
- Did I mention Cheese?
- Costco Runs with my friend, whom I shall refer to as... The Wicked Witch of the North (WWoN)

hmmm, did that ammuse you? No! Well screw it, it ammused me... and thats all I care about
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

posted by King O' Mauve @ 9:11 AM