THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD: XMAS
THE BIRTH OF RATHER IMPRESSIVE KIDChrist was born in a manger, because apparently, every other room was taken. The innkeeper later noted that he might have made an error in judgement. Now, as we all know, Jesus was no ordinary child: he also attracted shepards. This is a good thing, because shepards had sheep. And sheep are always a good thing (Rule #134). And Shepards can fight off kangeroos
The Iranians, as always, where late, bearing gifts of myrh, frakenscence and gold... thus the Iranians began the commercialization of Christmas. Thanks alot guys. Thanks... alot...
THE KING OF MAUVE'S CHRISTMAS ADRESS
MY PEOPLE, I WISH YOU ALL A MERRY X-MAS
Now, a list of people that should be thanked
Lil'Persia, for being a kick-ass person
The girls downstars, Shron and the Cowgirl, for letting me hang out. You have no idea how cool you guys are.
For all my X-ian bros and siseseseses this x-mas eve. Keep up the xing
For WWoN, Keep doing whatever the hell your doing
The Family, you grillguy, sparky, mom and dad
FOR EVERYONE, HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS, OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
posted by King O' Mauve @ 5:55 PM
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