THE MAUVE KINGDOM

Back in Kelowna

So yeah, I'm back and searching for a new place to live. I was trying to get to this place up past Glenmore, but the lady who gave instructions over the phone gave me the wrong house number. Luckily I was able to contact her and see the place. So far I've seen some nice one bedrooms but I'm technically suppose to be looking for two bedrooms. None of the people I left messages with have called yet... I guess I'll have to try other places
sigh, I just want this to be done with
Anywho, what else
I've gone out the last three nights in a row. thank god I'm staying home tonight or I would never get any sleep. so yeah, I've seen almost everyone I'm going to see this year. Except for the Witch, and thats tommorow. We're going to do something, neither of us are really sure what; thats the beautiful part of our friendship, we don't actually need any form of plan to have fun. So I guess the next thing on the agenda, after figuring out where to live, is going to get a job... no scratch that, phone, then job, in fact, phone should be part of tommorows plan, I need to renew my phone, and start thinking about getting a better plan, cause I suspect where ever I end up, my cell phone will be my primary phone; and the 'brick' as the witch likes to call it, won't do, it doesn't get good enough reception. But thats for tommorow, and for the first little bit, I will use the brick cause I got nothing better. Then I need to start the job hunt, probably begining at fast food places, cause I'm going to school and most fast food places don't like to hire full time anyways.
Bah... What a menial set of chores... I AM THE KING O' MAUVE, TREMBLE BEFORE MY MIGHTY MIGHTINESS! LET THERE BE A LIST

THE KINGS TOP TEN NATIONS

10: France... Cheese, Wine, whats not to like
9: Scottland... the only nation where wearing a skirt is a sign of a healthy hetrosexual male
8: Russia... just so cool, Soviet Union, enemy of the United States... so cool
7: Austrio-Hungary... its like Canada if Canada doesn't work
6: Australia... is like Canada but south
5: The Sovereign Military Order of Malta... the worlds strangest sovereign entity
4: Cheeseland .... mmmm, cheese
3: The Vatican... go figure
2: Canada... of course, jeez you guys, did you think I wouldn't but it in
And last but not least, the greatest nation to every grace the world stage













1: Brironia...




which brings us to...
Complaint #8.
Issue: (The United States/Ireland/Switzerland/Iran/the Roman Empire/Finland/San Marino/the Red cross/Akusthana/Liechtenstein/UBCO) was not mentioned
Response: go write your own lists!

posted by King O' Mauve @ 12:44 PM