....And also....
Last Time, On King O'Mauve....WWoN : "Tell me where the formula is!!!"
Lil'Persia: "Never!!!"
.... and also....
KoM: "If I fail to wash four racks of dishes for every two minutes, he will detonate the resturant, killing everyone."
.... and also....
Police Officer: "Your under arrest for the murder of Bill Clinton."
Sparky: "I think I need a lawyer."
... and also...
Hockey Girl's Boyfriend: "You!!! I thought you where dead!!!"
Shadowy Figure: "Yes(ribbit)
... and also....
The Fiscally Conservative Bandit: "Yes, indeed, and now because of my evil genius, I shall finally solve the Conundrum of Manflation and RULE THE EARTH!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!"
... and also....
Mr. PARLIAMENT: "In light of recent events, and by the power invested in me by the Maryland Board of Education, I am declaring a state of martial law...."
And now, the exciting conclusion....
Anyways, I am writing once again after work, but i guess its okay, I done good work. but I forgot what I was going to write about. Any ways, I went shopping with Lil'Persia, which meant I couldn't buy unhealthy things, and apparently I had to buy chick peas. Now I have chick peas and I don't know what to do with them. I obviously have to stop hanging around women like this. What else is new. OH. Right! I almost forgot
I want to start a FAQ... unfortunately I am missing the Q part..... Therefore, I COMMAND YOU TO SEND ME QUESTIONS, AND I MEAN ALL OF YOU... perferably about me or the website, but they could be things like "Why are ballons red?" "What makes the sunshine?" "When is there going to be a new Briantorials?" "How is the Problem of Manflation solved?" "What are the Briantorials?" "What is Manflation?"
All very good questions, but I would rather have unique and perferably bizzare questions... I know some of you have like a ton of them... ahem.... Grillguy.... ahem.... WWoN....
Anyways....
NEXT TIME ON KOM
Mr. PARLIAMENT: "I don't care how many you have to kill, just assure that the job is done."
.... and also....
Lawyer: "So I said, listen buddy, I don't know what happened to your dog, and as for your grandmother, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that..."
Sparky: "I think I need a new lawyer."
... and also...
Queen of Shron: "We need to find a cure to the virus that we can live with"
Cowgirl: "I have a cure.... but we will need to kill KoM."
Queen of Shron: "Good, we'll go with that one."
... and also...
Grillguy: "The time of liberty is at hand, soon we shall be free of the Maryland Board of Educations iron grip!!!"
1000 Klingon Warriors: "Qapla'!"
... and also...
WWoN: "I thought I killed you!"
Skuul, the Dark Lord of Education: "Tales of my demiss have been greatly exagerated."
... and also...
Lil'Persia: "Mercury poisioning.... just as I suspected.... daminit I warned him.... WHY DIDN'T HE EAT THE CHICK PEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
... and also....
Kahn: "I am going to leave you as you left her.... buried alive.... alive...."
KoM: "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNN!!!!!!!"
posted by King O' Mauve @ 3:08 AM
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