Its Like Some Kind of Belated V-day post!!!!
So, WWoN, Lil'Persia wrote about you.... go here... she called you a powerful witch... she must be buttering you up....Anyways, because its spring, I thought its about time to bitch about relationships. You see, I have a tragic problem: I am too attractive for normal people... its a burden I live with every day...
Then theres the other thing... I call it KoM's 2nd Relationship Paradox...
It goes like this: KoM needs this type of girl
1)Catholic
2)French Canadian
3)Sensible
4)Intelligent and Funny
5)Quiet
but instead he is attracted to this
1)Not Catholic
2)Not French
3)Borderline psychotic
4)Think they Intelligent and Funny
5)Not Quiet
.... you know who you are..... (Somewheres, at her Kitchen table, the girl KoM had a crush on in 3th grade looks up at her boy friend and says "I just had an epiphany... Ignorance really is bliss")
Luckily, because I'm so pretty, I haven't been in any trouble. But I reckon its only a matter of time before I end up being used for my good looks; people in China would probably pay to see me. Millions. But at this point, I wouldn't mind being used a bit... beauty is truly a curse....
Meanwhile....
A Seven story John Keats storms Naramata shouting "NAY, TRUTH IS NOT A CURSE! TRUTH IS BEAUTY, BEAUTY IS TRUTH!!!" Can History Donkey Fighter B stop this monstrosity? Will he ever defeat Mr. PARLIAMENT, find out next time, on KOM'S BLOG!!!!!
posted by King O' Mauve @ 1:32 PM
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