THE MAUVE KINGDOM

Jean. Paul... Lets get the Band back together

So Paul Martin is going to be one of the three former prime ministers to judge on Canada's Next Prime Minister. He also has paid a visit to Brenda Martin (no relation) in Mexico (for those who do not know, Brenda Martin is a Canadian currently imprisoned in a Mexican Jail). From these two peices of information, I have come to a conclusion; Paul Martin is traveling the earth, doing good deeds, like Kwai Chang Caine off of Kung Fu. Now I am sure some of you cynical bastards don't believe that it is possible for politicians to aspire to a life of doing good. Jimmy Carter is like some freakish anomally that ought be studied by science; but the way I figure it, politicians have to lie to be politicians, so once they are no longer politicians they revert back to their natural state. Look at Brian Mulrony; once he stopped being a politician he stopped lying about being evil and revealed himself to be a committed servant of darkness. And now Ben has learnt from his father's mistakes and found a way to be honest to himself, and yet still spread misery throughout Canada. I hate Idol so much it hurts.
ANY ways, I think its time for Paul Martin and Jean Cretian to bury the hatchet and join forces. They could be like our crack squad! can you imagine it? Problems arise in the middle east; Send in the Team. It could be like the A team of Canada, THE C-TEAM. We would need more then two guys though. Maybe we could convince Joe Clark and Kim Campbell to join. AND we could get them a really really tricked out VAN!!!! That should melt the heart of the most cynical hipster. Yeah. A Van. Can you imagine it? Its bringing a tear to my eye right now. This ones for you MR. PARLIAMENT.

posted by King O' Mauve @ 8:11 PM