THE MAUVE KINGDOM

New job, various slanders

WWoN told me to write. It doesn't help that she keeps sending me links for crap like this.
I got a new job at the Government. I prepare forms for data entry. Its not as glamerous as it sounds. Working for the canadian government means you get to see Canadian multiculturism. We have employees from every continent on the earth except for Antartica and Australia, because as we know, humans don't live there. I am no longer invovled in private business. Instead I live LIKE A KING off of your hard stolen taxes...
anywho...
what else...
The Problem is I am running out of things to make fun of. Like i could make fun of the giant ontario sand boobs that speckle the landscape, but nobody would get that. I could make fun of Australia some more, but I can't think of any other jokes related to Australia. I could mention the Shriners... or the Maryland Board of Education... Or my bad spelling

Maybe I should rant

Notice, fellow bloggers, that we have been BOUGHT OUT BY GOOGLE. Now we are forced to join the google bandwagon with all the google storm troopers. Not that I care. But I am trying to get a letter from THOSE BASTARDS AT GOOGLE telling me to cease and desist my blasting of the POOR IDIOTS WHO RUN GOOGLE. And when they do send me a letter, I will post it. If the site is still here. Otherwsie I might have to start a new one. And I would be sad. And GOOGLE WOULD GET PUT ON THE LIST OF PEOPLE WHO ARE MY ENEMIES... yeah... you heard me, you corperate bastards... you want to go... bring it on... I'm ready... lets do this... its go time... time to bring home the bacon... I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and it looks like I'm all out of bubble gum... Yeah... I didn't think so... wussies

posted by King O' Mauve @ 9:09 PM