THE MAUVE KINGDOM

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ugh, I think I might be gettin sick, which sucks, cause I need to go to a temporary job tommorow, doing inventory at a Christian Bookstore. This is like, the kinda of job I hould be doing, but its only for one day.
But I am coughing and my throat is sore.... sigh
My chance into the secert world of Christian bookmanship... in danger
anyways, my feet are very cold now, so I might get socks. That about all thats new.




















no, kidding, I have more to say then that.
Falkland cowgirl is sending me beads. Thats fantastic. and I am pleased. She also has a blog
BEHOLD THE AWFUL POWER OF BLOGSPOT. I AM THE KING O MAUVE, AND I COMMAND YOU TO GO HERE

WWoN is back, she went to honduras. She liked it. Nough said.

I got several things for christmas. I got two novels, a book of poems by Rumi and a philosophy book. and a weird blanket thingy. And comic books.

Oh, by the way. I am now an Evil Baboon overlord. I recently turned my self into a baboon, and became their evil ruler. and here is my evil plan

To begin, I shall first Devour the chosen one, my eternal enemy... if any body knows who that is, tell me, alright. This will cause the world to sigh up for life insurance polices, amazed by my actions. Who is this future ruler of mankind, they shall say, where did he come from? And why does he look so good in Baboon fur?

Next, I will seize control of the internet. This will be done from my Abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countles hordes of Baboons hasten to do my every bidding.

Finally, I shall Let loose my Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bring about something really really bad. My name shall become synonymous with baboons, and no man will ever again dare interrupt my sentences. Everyone will bow before my Baboonness, and the world will have no choice but to Restore my CREDIT RATING!!!!!!

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posted by King O' Mauve @ 5:48 PM