THE MAUVE KINGDOM

Bad News, Transformers, Yoda, and Addictive websites

Well WWoN here goes nothing. I got to admit guys, this is hard to do. I am not in a joking mood. I broke up with my Girlfriend. And theres otherstuff. But, you guys are my peeps, so I will try.

Anybody see Transformers. GOD I LOVE THAT MOVIE. I can't say too much, because Cowgirl hasn't seen it yet. But OH MY GOD, that is literally the best movie about giant alien robots that turn into trucks ever made. I loved. They even used the sound. Anybody who watched classic transformers knows what I am talking about the sound they make when they transform.

Chuh Cha Chu Cha... something like that

So Cool. Which leads to the next logical question, if you where a transformer, what vehcial would you choose to turn into. This is the fatal flaw of Transformers, they always choose to cool vehcials. I would choose something that nobody would suspect of being an alien. Like a Ford Tempo. Or a minivan. Or something with a hatchback. Nothing says I am not cool like a hatchback. But if I truly wanted to blend in I would be a... rusted Malibu. Like the one I drive now. Lets face it, nothing says normal like rust. Yes, I would be a rusted Malibu.

What would you be?

A Fiesta?

A John Deer tractor?

A Klingon Bird of Prey (Me and my brother have decided that indeed is the most awsome combination of things in the universe, all that thing needs is a giant light saber)?


Please tell me your opinions

ON TO OTHER THINGS

Gentlemen... Ladies... WWoN... I have discovered... Facebook

It is literally the most addictive thing on earth, with the exception of maybe Wikipedia. Why does stupid stuff like that attract me... like a moth to the light, I go and dance on there websites, like some sort of wikifacebookmonkey. DANCE WIKIFACEBOOKMONKEY, DANCE... Sick sick bastards.

Anyways... I wounder if they have any transformer related applications on wikipedia... I better check... like now... bye

posted by King O' Mauve @ 6:53 PM