Santa is Evil
Merry Christmas everyoneLets get into it.
The North Pole is a totalitarian fascist state. Do you disagree with me. Of course not. Let me lay out my argument.
1) Cult of the Personality: Have you ever seen any movie about the north pole, hes worshiped like a god
2) Surveillance: "He sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake, He knows when you have been bad or good." Come on people, wake up and smell the oppression!
3) Militaristic Society: all the elves in uniform! Working in collectives! To make toys... or weapons...
4) Ever notice how there are never any complaints by the elves about Santa... because anyone who complains gets sent to "Special Re-education Toy Factories"
It wont be long till legions of candy cane warriors and reindeer shock troops come pouring over the border. Thats why I think Canada and Russia should ally against the common threat of North Polish aggression. Containment. Thats the name of the game. We got to talk with the other northern nations, Finland, Iceland, Norway, Sweden. Together, we can stop the merry red sleigh of tyranny.
DOWN THE FAT MAN!!!!
Hi. How was everyones christmas. If you truly love me, tell me your favorite gift was this year! Mines was a camera! I love taking pictures of things. Things are awesome!!!
Happy new years, peoples!!! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!! SANTA IS WATCHING YOU!!!
posted by King O' Mauve @ 11:23 AM
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