THE MAUVE KINGDOM

WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORD

PITIFUL BEINGS, LEND ME YOUR EARS... My friend, whom we shall call, Falkland Cowgirl, has gotten a car... but no ordinary car, NAY, nothing less then a Ford Tempo... As some of you know, I too once owned a Ford Tempo, but a rainy day and an incident that may have invovled shriners changed all of that... still a noble car, like the model T but with more colours.
speaking of cars, my brothers car was attacked by a bird again. I will list the currant number of attacks.
1) Turkey
2) Owl
3) Sparrow

I'm starting a pool to bet on whats going to attack his car next
The currant contenders:
Hawk, eagle, magpie, robin, cardinal, pigon, Joe clark, chicken, duck, goose, pheonix, Ostriche

The tables close next monday

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posted by King O' Mauve @ 4:54 PM